Would you rather?

just play would you rather. answer the person above you and then post a new one!

would you rather lick a dog penis (out) or eat it's poop?

hmm...

how much poop? a full load? and from what dog? that changes the size dramatically
EX: chihuahua=vienna sausage sized
mastiff=arm sized dump

lol
umm well damn thats hard
i guess the poop cuz at least thats not gay

Pretty gruesome...
I heard this at church camp...yes, church camp....

Would you rather swim in a pool of period blood, or seamen?

well i would definately do seamen

definately better to swim in a pool of sailors than period blood

now if it was semen it would be a different story

hahahahaha i was about to point out that they spelled semen wrong! nice one matt. and you forgot a would you rather. so i got it for you.

crap nails or cantelopes?

well do the nails come in a feces casing? you know like when you eat corn and you can kinda see it poking out

if thats the case then definately that cuz i dont think pooping baby-sized objects would leave my asshole in one piece


ok well lets see

slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol, or
suck all the snot out of a dog's nose until its head caves in?

kill myself.

lick a toliet seat in a public restroom or put one foot in a porta potty

well Jamal dove in one so i guess i could put up with a foot...


have 15 nails hammered into your tongue, or
have your saliva permanently transmuted to urine?

well, urine IS sterile sooo...

kay some less gruesome ones.

screw Rosie O'Donnell or Hale Berry who's been dead for 2 weeks?

lol

hahaha well i just couldnt do a dead chick thats just fucked up

i would take rosie if she was cock blocking a friend so he could get the hot chick


be able to stop time while you slept, or
never need to do laundry?

stop time. then i could train myself to do laundry in my sleep!!!!

be hiro nakamura or peter petrelli!?

uhh... i have no idea what peter does so ill go with mr. ching chong


eat a pound of flies or
a pound of fish poop

i would be the peter before he lost most of his powers, i hate how he can only have one power now >:-(

and matt, flies, definitly


and for a Mature what if....
Live without love, or happiness?

you cant really have one without the other so thats kind of a paradox


have a foot long eyelash you can never pluck, or
an earlobe the size of a basketball?

Earlobe, fo' sho'!

Pet deer or moose?

deer moose too big

If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, would you rather it be sweet or salty?

oooh difficult. sweet because salty would start to taste bad.

J Rags or Ostos

im confused on heathers question
but ill just say Raggsdaddy

um Dr Pepper or Coke?
(if u say the wrong one ill cut your head off and shit down your throat)

dont like soda bitch

couldnt ever wear shoes or couldnt ever wear more than one layer of clothing (not including underwear)

once again FUCK U MATT

ummm i would like to not wear shoes...i think that would b cool

have to listen to country forever or rap?

at least country takes skill to play fuck rap


summer forever or winter forever

i wasnt supporting either of them...but anyways

summer forever cause then i could get a sexy tan and probably learn how to surf.
AND WE COULD ALWAYS be at the SDSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

umm spit or swallow?

well i wouldnt ever be suckin a D so i dont have to worry about it

if you were an animal...rather live on land or in the water

the land if i could fly

rather be a rap star or a hobo

Is there a difference?

Shaved or Unshaven, and no, not your face?