F.A.T. Family?

I thought it would be funny if we figured out what role in a family everyone in FAT plays. Like who's the mom, the annoying little brother, the cool uncle, etc.

So, just post your ideas here!

I'm thinking I'm the mom.
He.ather's the little kid sister
Talis.ha is the funny Aunt
Ma.tt's the grandpa lol
T.aylor is the little whiny brother
Ia.n is the older brother
H.al is the gay uncle
Zoe is the dramatic cousin
Erin is the older sister
Ke.nzie is the rocker aunt

so now the floor is open, agree with or refute what i say or just make your own lists.

ok i am definitely the older sister.

can i be the uncle with criminal connections?

sorry mother of all harlots. you may be physically older than most, buuut.... lol just kidding

but really.

NO i am not the gay uncle im the cool cousin who can get you into R rated movies.

oh psh you don't even like r rated movies. if anybody it would be loozer sneaking people into stuff because he's the oldest.

well then i will be the cool second cousin that lives in new downtown and knows were all the cool resturants and the cool places to hang out are.

wow specific much? lol fine.

good the way it should be for ever then grampa ma.tt freaks out and kills every one with a shot gun with a jagged tip...

lol you know what else?

we are one incesty family.

yes but i like to say it "incestual" it sounds way more funny