V-card stories

So yea, I had to tell talisha the story first, and its long so I'm just going to put the AIM convo. on here...I hope you don't mind

fluglegod (9:32:11 PM): so he sits down
fluglegod (9:32:15 PM): and says
fluglegod (9:32:23 PM): "are you a virgin"
fluglegod (9:32:38 PM): I start cracking up
fluglegod (9:33:39 PM): "yea you look like you like to really tear in to that pussy?
fluglegod (9:33:50 PM): pussy"*
fluglegod (9:34:38 PM): "Man you dont even know"
fluglegod (9:34:53 PM): ive done some crazy shit"
fluglegod (9:35:06 PM): he says "really"
fluglegod (9:35:21 PM): "you wanna hear how i lost it?"
fluglegod (9:35:29 PM): "Yea!"
fluglegod (9:35:41 PM): this is where the story starts
fluglegod (9:35:58 PM): i was at lexies party
fluglegod (9:36:09 PM): and me and megan were making out
fluglegod (9:36:47 PM): two chicks were making out next to us, and megan pins me down on the bed
fluglegod (9:37:16 PM): she whips out my dick and starts going at it
fluglegod (9:37:44 PM): lexies walks in and says that she dosnt want that on her bed
fluglegod (9:37:51 PM): so we go out side
fluglegod (9:37:59 PM): the two girls go with us
fluglegod (9:38:45 PM): the reason why the girls were making out was cause they had been doing popcornbags
fluglegod (9:39:56 PM): if you dont know what popcornbags are, its just a weed mixed LSD, baked in a bag in the microwave
fluglegod (9:40:06 PM): then you breath it in
Jukebox tcm (9:40:23 PM): mmkay
fluglegod (9:40:46 PM): the two girls see us and join
fluglegod (9:41:07 PM): so us four are out side on a picknick table
fluglegod (9:41:27 PM): totally hammered
fluglegod (9:42:33 PM): i need a condom, so unknowingly i walking with stiffy sticking out of my fly
Jukebox tcm (9:42:58 PM): yes...
fluglegod (9:43:37 PM): funny cause he is beleiving this
Jukebox tcm (9:43:58 PM): was that it?
fluglegod (9:44:07 PM): no
fluglegod (9:44:48 PM): but the way i start talking is kinda nasty, like really vile, cause he if i didnt talk in that manner he wouldnt belive me
Jukebox tcm (9:45:23 PM): oh
fluglegod (9:45:39 PM): its up to you
Jukebox tcm (9:45:53 PM): just keep going
fluglegod (9:47:14 PM): the names of the girls were, just to make um up i said, cortney and audra
fluglegod (9:48:50 PM): i started nailing megan in the pussy, while i eating out cortney, and audra was rubbing megans tits
fluglegod (9:49:13 PM): i incorperated SHIT position in the story
Jukebox tcm (9:49:48 PM): Hahaha! Oh my gosh Ian.... I mean Chuck
fluglegod (9:49:54 PM): lol
fluglegod (9:50:28 PM): so i tell him "shit man, have you ever tasted pussy?"
fluglegod (9:51:16 PM): lol
fluglegod (9:51:27 PM): he just shakes his head
fluglegod (9:51:44 PM): i say, not somthing you look forward to
Jukebox tcm (9:52:11 PM): so what was his reaction after you told him that?
fluglegod (9:52:11 PM): so audra is getting board
fluglegod (9:52:35 PM): hes just has his mouth open
fluglegod (9:52:44 PM): cause im still goin at it
fluglegod (9:53:05 PM): yea, so audra is getting bored
fluglegod (9:53:38 PM): so she pushes me off megan and sticks it up her ass
fluglegod (9:54:07 PM): every one is huddled up against the glass doors cheering
fluglegod (9:55:04 PM): then megans like "bitch! get off my man!" and fucking puches her in the tit!
fluglegod (9:56:45 PM): phew
fluglegod (9:57:06 PM): lol
fluglegod (9:58:01 PM): so while the two naked chicks cat fight with an audience, i walk over and finish up on cortney
fluglegod (9:59:46 PM): but then i walked in side andlooked back and noticed that cortney was to fucking high, and she got lost in the back yard and couldnt find the door
fluglegod (10:00:07 PM): funniest fucking thing i ever seen in my life
fluglegod (10:00:16 PM): The end

I hope you enjoined it.



Please post your virgin losing experiences here

Oh. My. God.

wow.














thats hot!!

lol jk

wow.

speechless...besides the wow at the beginning

DAMMIT!
You guys have everything in freakin San Antonio!
None of that crazy shit happens down here!
Awesome story bro....

uuhhhmmmm....

lol none of that crazy stuff happens here either.

for cereal its uber boring here

gosh guys, you have it all wrong!
you just dont know where to look!

and first of all, you have to befriend a party animal, LIKE KEVIN! (bro, i get you )
then thay have to invite you to a BALLIN' PARTAY!

if you find a ballin party anywhere let us know

will do T-tam

who the hell is T-tam

matt backwards

with a random dash

random dashes make the world new and exciting
or make ur name sound gay...*cough...T-Tam

yay! quick reply box!!

GREAT SUCCESS!

yay you fixed the banner too!

and my signature works!!

my sig was too big so i didnt put it on here but mine moves. when i figure out how to size it down i will put it on

just open it with any picture editing program and change the canvas size

hehehe another heather fail

i told you

ok guys i'm gonna creat a chatbox on here so that the forum is a little slower to run

um my sig wont show up either,
and i cant just put it into an editing program because its a flash and i dont have anything compatible with that on this computer. i tried to change the size with html but im not good at it so....

and now my sig wont show up on the posts but it'll show up when i go to change it

hahah i think its ur Fail Mac....
tisk, tisk

you have to make sure in your preferences you set it to enable signature.